Foxhole Stars v North Petherwin
I AM A BIT OF A SPORTS GEEK, it has to be said. If it runs, jumps, rolls, tackles or kicks, I will watch it – and probably be prepared to offer an opinion on it.
I love things like the Winter Olympics where you can instantly become an expert on things like ski-cross or the short-track speed skating relay, even though I have never been on a pair of skis in my life and my one attempt at skating ended with lots of bumps and bruises as I spent more time laying on the ice than gliding over it.
I will watch football at all levels, from a kickaround in the park to the World Cup final. And, if I didn’t have to go to work, I would tour the world watching cricket and soaking up the sunshine in Barbados, Brisbane and Bangalore.
And one of the sports I really love is rugby league. Yes, this hardcore southern softie loves a sport which is the epitome of northern grittiness.
Except, I don’t believe in the north/south divide.
People oop north live much the same lives as those darn sarf – working hard to make a living, working hard for their families, and then working hard to enjoy themselves when they can. Ordinary people in Cornwall have more in common with the ordinary folk in Yorkshire than they would both sometimes care to admit but they are all trying to make the best of the opportunities that come their way.
The only thing they do differently up north is talk funny.
However, if you dropped a rugby league-loving Yorkshireman into Foxhole Stars’ Goverseth ground, plugged his ears so that he couldn’t hear the local accent and indicated to him that a sporting event was about to take place, he could be easily forgiven for believing that a match in the 13-a-side code was about to break out.
It looks and feels, well, northern.
And that’s no surprise, because this is mining country. Not the coal of Arthur Scargill and the north of England, nor yet the tin of Poldark and the wild Celtic west, but the kaolin of Clay Country, which has been taken from the ground in these parts for more than 250 years for use in the likes of papermaking, paints and porcelain.
It is a proper industrial landscape and I love the honesty and feel of it.
I loved the honesty of this cup tie too.
My imagined abandoned Yorkshireman, who would love the physicality, pace and commitment of rugby league, would have seen the same traits amply displayed in this well-fought and well-contested game of association football. He would not have been disappointed in the action.
This was a tie in the Second Round of the KMD Developments Duchy League Knockout Cup, with a place in the quarter-finals up for grabs. I had been here at the same stage last season and had seen the Foxes see off Torpoint Athletic Thirds 4-3 in a real cup cracker.
And the last time I had seen the Badgers of North Petherwin in action was in the semi-finals of this same competition last season when they lost 5-4 to St Dennis Reserves. Would it be greedy of me to ask for something similar once again?
Well, I was a bit worried when I looked up the Duchy League Premier Division results between these two from earlier this season. True, Stars had won the most recent meeting, here at Goverseth, 3-1 but the first meeting of the campaign at North Petherwin had ended 0-0. Hmm, I didn’t want that to happen again!
Now, I have got this far into this blog and have not yet mentioned the weather. That’s a rarity in this wettest of wet football seasons. In truth, this game was never in doubt as the pitch was in half-decent condition, but other ties I considered going to, at St Cleer and St Stephen, were both called off as the incessant rain collected yet more victims. Foxhole played their first round tie in this cup back on November 4, with North Petherwin having won their opening tie on October 21 – five months ago!
The Duchy League Cup is therefore taking some time to work up a head of steam – with St Dennis Reserves and St Mawgan still trying to play their first round tie. It was called off again on Saturday. Who would be a fixtures secretary, eh?
Happily for me, there was plenty of action at Goverseth, with decent, lower league tackles flying in, the mud flecking shirts and shorts with the evidence of honest toil, defenders making proper “‘ave it” clearances which landed in another parish, and the air being filled with exhortations and advice from all sides.
A quick check on the internet, showed that the away players had faced a journey of just under 40 miles to get to this Clay Country venue, which apparently is a bit of a long trip at this level, at least according to The Badgers’ keeper. Unhappy with some of his side’s early efforts he came out with a quote which would leave philosophy students pondering its import for many a long evening.
“We didn’t come all this way not to turn up,” he cried. Definitely something to think about.
By this stage, his side was a goal down. It had taken the home team 29 minutes to fashion their first real chance, which the philosophical keeper had done just enough to keep out, but he was beaten just a minute later and Foxhole were in front.
I believe the goal was scored by Martin Gilbert who, the home side’s chatty linesman later informed me, had been signed from local veterans’ football. “We were surprised nobody else picked him up,” said the lino and “Gilly” certainly looked a top player at this level. Nice to see the old ‘uns teaching the young ‘uns a thing or two.
Many, many, years ago when I was a young sports reporter, one of my jobs was to sit in the office on a Monday morning rewriting all the rugby (union not league) reports that clubs had sent in. Almost invariably, they began by saying that they were playing uphill against the wind in the first half before staging a valiant comeback after the interval. It seemed to happen every week and I had to edit it out every week.
But, on Saturday, that scenario did look likely to come true. North Petherwin had, indeed, been playing uphill against the wind before the break and, as they kicked off the second half with the elements in their favour, they poured forward in search of an equaliser, which duly arrived on 52 minutes.
Sadly, for them though, that was about as good as it got for The Badgers, as The Foxes bit back hard.
They restored their lead on 66 minutes with a fine volleyed strike from the edge of the box by Steve Kellow. The lino informed me it was a rare goal by the defender, adding: “He doesn’t get many with his feet. Mind you, he doesn’t get many with his head, either.”
Petherwin then pushed more players forward in search of a second equaliser but they rarely seriously threatened the home goal and, as the clock ticked over to 90 minutes, the home side sealed the tie as Gilbert wriggled clear in the box to fire home his second of the game.
It all meant that North Petherwin faced a despondent journey home, heading back in a north-easterly direction after their cup hopes had gone south, while Foxhole Stars could still dream of being the best in this part of the cup footballing west.
Dreams and despondency – they are the same wherever and whatever you play, there’s no geographical divide when it comes to winning and losing.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to sign off. I have a lost imaginary Yorkshireman to repatriate – and I have an amateur rugby league match between Wath Brow and Kells to catch up on in my TV recordings.
THE STATISTICS BIT AND MORE PICTURES
Foxhole Stars 3 North Petherwin 1
(Half-time 1-0)
Played at Goverseth, Foxhole, on Saturday, March 31, 2018
KMD Developments Duchy League Knockout Cup Second Round
Cup matches watched this season: 29
Home wins: 17
Away wins: 6
Draws: 3
Games at neutral venues: 3
Number of competitions watched: 13
Home goals: 64
Away goals: 38
Goals at neutral venues: 15
Total goals: 117
PICTURES EXTRA
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CONTACT
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