THANK FRIDAY IT’S FOOTBALL

Falmouth Town 3 Helston Athletic 2

Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup Second Round

A cup tie under the lights at Falmouth Town’s Bickland Park as autumn begins to kick in. The football season really has properly kicked off.

DATELINE: Bickland Park, Falmouth, Friday, October 19, 2018.

MATCH SUMMARY: This was a storming local derby of a cup tie, especially in the first half. Cup holders Falmouth were rocked as their neighbours roared into a 2-0 lead, despite being reduced to ten men, but the home side hit back to be level by half-time. And Falmouth just about made their man advantage count as they scored once after the break to finally end the resistance of a brave and battling Helston side. Cracking game.

THE BLOG: George IV ascends to the throne following the death of his father, Florence Nightingale is born and the Cato Street conspirators, who planned to murder the entire Cabinet, are executed. And Romantic poet John Keats publishes his To Autumn, an ode to the delights of this time of year, an appreciation of this “season of mists and mellow fruitfulness”.

That was in 1820 and, if he was writing it now, Keats would surely not only be in gentle awe of theĀ fruits all “filled with ripeness to the core” and “the red-breast whistling from a garden-croft” but also of the “floodlights brightening the darkening skies” and the “odour of dew-grass and liniment rising to the onlooker’s olfactory scent” as the beautiful game eases into the most beautiful part of the season

Yes, autumn is the very core, the very heart of the football season. Especially on a slightly misty, slightly warm, slightly chilly evening under the lights, when the summer heat is beginning to be a distant memory and there are gentle hints of the dark and dismal winter days to come. At this stage of the footballing year, just as in the calendar year, there is still warmth and hope in the air, still the chance of a sunny day or of a good cup run, possibly a trophy.

The harsh reality of winter has not yet set in, the cold wind and ice has not yet permeated the very bones and soul of the die-hard footballer or football fan, a run of poor performances and abject defeats haven’t yet turned hope to despair and created a yearning for spring so this harshest of seasons can come to an end, be it with relegation, survival or mid-table mediocrity.

And then spring comes, with its warmer temperatures and lighter days and, for some, the football season is still alive with possibility, with hopes of winning the title or, better still, lifting a cup on a sun-kissed cup final day. But, for most, spring is tinged with sadness as, ultimately, almost every football team loses, misses out on a trophy, misses out on glory. Hopes have died and dreams of joy are put aside for another year. The potential that was brought by autumn has not been delivered by spring.

That’s why autumn is the best time of the football season. For just about every club, there is still hope, there is still a chance for success to come your way, for this campaign to be the one that lives long in the memory, that you discuss for years and years to come. Keats understood the charm and subtle melancholy of autumn and, somewhere deep in their poetic souls, so do most football aficionados.

Although, to be fair, there wasn’t much poetry on show at Bickland Park on Friday night.

Falmouth Town’s rambling ground, which they were expected to have vacated for a new home by now, feels almost old enough for Keats himself to have wandered by, and it certainly shows its age in crumbling parts, but it is still a place of great character and drama, a perfect setting for a Friday night floodlit cup tie in the brilliant, the wonderful, the unsurpassable, Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup.

Especially for a cup tie derby against their bustling neighbours from just down the road, Helston Athletic. And especially for a crunch clash in front of a large and vocal crowd which challenged every decision made by the ref, which roared on every tackle, which cheered and jeered in equal measure. It was great fun.

Once I had found the new entrance to the ground (put in place due to roadworks and the building of a housing development on neighbouring land), two wonderful things happened. Firstly, I didn’t have enough change to enter the half-time draw, thereby meaning I saved the money I would have spent on an inevitably losing ticket and, secondly, the match kicked off just 45 seconds after the appointed 7.30pm start time. Every other game I have been to this season has begun two or three minutes early or late, much to my slightly OCD annoyance. Well done, ref.

Underdogs Helston, who are in 15th spot in the SWPL Premier Division as against their hosts’ second place, started the better and there was definitely the elusive whiff of a mild cup shock in the air.

A lightning fast Phil Cattran is too quick for my phone camera as he sets up a Helston Athletic attack away to Falmouth Town. What about the FTFC artwork behind the goal? Could it be a Banksy? At a football ground, it would obviously be a Gordon Banksy.

I must admit, though, that my attention was slightly taken by the big “FTFC” mural painted on the wall behind the goal at the clubhouse end. In my non-art-expert way, I mused about the possibility of it being a Banksy, that “does he or doesn’t he really exist” artist whose random pieces of street art are sold for crazy, Premier League, prices. Maybe Falmouth could claim that it really is a Banksy and then sell if for a million pounds just before knocking the wall down as they moved to a new ground. What would the actual art critics make of that?

My random imaginings were excitingly interrupted though as, in the 22nd minute of the contest, Helston took a deserved lead. The home keeper got his fingertips to a left-wing cross but could only divert the ball into the path of centre-forward Phil Cattran who calmly knocked it home for the opener.

That was the cue for 20 minutes or so of proper cup madness and magnificence.

“Stop being nice, get into them,” was the frustrated call from a frustrated Falmouth, but this was followed by a crunching, and illegal, Helston challenge which turned up the heat on this mild October evening. That tackle was swiftly followed by another from the visitors’ Hugh Howlett – and the ref, who had been keeping his cards safely tucked away until then, decided to jump straight from nothing to red, much to Helston’s angst.

Now, I have to go a bit Arsene Wenger at this point. The challenge happened down by the far corner flag and my view was genuinely obscured so I am unable to give an informed opinion as to the fairness of the decision. Speaking to people around me, opinion was split between red, yellow and nothing at all. A poll on Twitter (how very modern) came out with 37% for no card, 33% for red and 30% for yellow. That didn’t really resolve anything did it?

Anyway, any thoughts that that would be the end of Helston’s hopes were soundly dashed all of 30 seconds later as the visitors broke from their own end of the pitch to take a 2-0 lead as Cattran coolly finished a one-on-one at the end of a sweeping move. Great stuff.

That finally seemed to kick the hosts into life. They had their first real effort on goal on 42 minutes, which the keeper did well to keep out, but did pull a goal back just a minute later with a stunning left-foot strike by Dave Broglino. And, before half-time, the same player was in the right place at the right time to finish off a neat move and make it 2-2. Wow, that was all a bit breathless.

The late excitement didn’t impress the Helston keeper though and he yelled at his own side: “We’re showing too much respect again. Eff ’em. Get in their faces again.” Ah, the beautiful game. (It made me smile and sounded very much like my own approach in my playing days).

The second half was intriguing and entertaining and kept the large crowd thoroughly, and noisily, engaged. There was a cracking atmosphere as 11-man Falmouth pushed for the winner against the brave and determined ten men of Helston. The decisive moment came on 79 minutes when Dave Blizzard was on hand to sweep home a cross from the left and put the home side in front for the first time, sparking a delighted roar from the loud home faithful. It was almost enough to make their Banksy fall off the wall behind them.

And that was that. Cup holders Falmouth had done just about enough to keep their hopes of retaining the trophy alive, Helston were gutted but could be justifiably proud of their efforts, and we supporters and observers could wander off into the autumn evening replete with the satisfaction of seeing a battle well fought.

Keats would have had a lovely poetic phrase for that post-match feeling, of having “watchest the last oozings hours by hours” – I think he is talking about injury time there when your team is hanging on desperately.

For me, I just thought it was a proper cup cracker where the poetry was all on the pitch. Let’s hope more verses filled with football passion are written large across the cup landscape for the rest of this far from mellow but hopefully fruitful season.

THE PICTURES

A celebratory huddle for cup holders Falmouth Town after their hard-fought Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup Second Round win over neighbours Helston Athletic.
The action might be blurred but you can see that a decent crowd turned out for this Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup Second Round tie between Falmouth Town (in blurry yellow) and Helston Athletic (in blurry blue).
The riverside, er, side of Bickland Park is not so well-appointed as the grandstand side. Still love it for a midweek game under lights, though.
Bickland Park is still the home of Falmouth Town, despite plans for the club to move from the characterful, but slightly jaded, ground to a brand new one.

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BLOWN AWAY

AFC St Austell 6 (Six) Plymouth Parkway 1

Buildbase FA Vase First Round Proper

The turning of the tide. St Austell’s Mark Goldsworthy steps up to take a 59th-minute penalty in his side’s FA Vase First Round Proper clash with Plymouth Parkway…
… and rolls it into the net for the equaliser. The Cornish hosts never looked back.

DATELINE: Poltair Park, St Austell, Saturday, October 13, 2018

HEALTH WARNING: Fans of Plymouth Parkway look away now. This is going to get ugly.

THE BLOG: Sir Alex Ferguson once memorably said, after Manchester United’s late, late show to beat Bayern Munich in the 1999 Champions League final: “Football, bloody hell.” Variations on that theme would be have been on the lips of people in both dressing rooms at Poltair Park on Saturday after a truly astonishing cup tie in the First Round Proper of the Buildbase FA Vase.

Now, regular readers of this blog (yes, you two) will know that this season I have taken to starting it all with a brief match summary and then have wandered off into a world of whimsy and waffle as the thoughts sparked by the day’s action set off a train of unlikely thought in my head. The observant among you will have noticed that I haven’t done that this time.

That’s because this match was so remarkable, so unusual, so spectacularly unexpected in so many ways, that, just for once, I have decided to let football do the talking.

Well, most of it.

I almost always rock up at a game with some ideas forming in my mind about what I will write. Saturday’s clash was no exception. I was going to write a “Vote for the Vase” piece, an essay on how, in this era of nationalism and a growth in right-wing politics, it is probably the most democratic of cup competitions in that almost every side entering it can make a case for having a chance to win it.

Sure, money makes a difference even at this level but not to the same extent as it might in the higher echelons of the game. This is not the football of Mr Moneybags in his mansion, this is the football of people trying to make ends meet, of trying to make the most of what you can eke out. It’s the people’s football. Power to the people, I say.

That’s what I was going to write.

But the game itself, the remarkable, unpredictable, Storm Callum-battered, beautiful game blew all that away. (NB: beauty is in the eye of the beholder and the Devon visitors won’t be wanting to behold this one much, I am afraid.)

So let me set the scene. St Austell, The Lillywhites, have had a more than decent start to their league season, where they play in the Step Six Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Premier Division. At the time of kick-off at their Poltair Park ground on Saturday, they were sitting in third place in the table, with 29 points from 14 games.

Plymouth Parkway, meanwhile, now ply their trade at Step Five, in the Toolstation Western League Premier Division. They were promoted to that league at the end of last season having romped away with the Peninsula League title in the 2017-18 season. They earned 105 points from 38 games, lost only once all season and finished the campaign 11 points clear at the top.

They have made a good start to life at a higher level, with five wins and two defeats in their opening seven matches, and were definitely favourites going into this tie, although I think everyone who turned up for the game expected it to be a relatively tight encounter.

One thing I didn’t expect was to get in for half-price. It only dawned on me that I had done midway through the first half when I reached into my pocket for a handkerchief and instead picked out my admission ticket, which had “concession” written on it. I then checked my change properly and found that I had, indeed, only been charged Ā£3 to get in.

Could this have been because the man on the gate thought I looked under 18? Er, no.

Was it because I was in full, badged-up, blogging regalia and he gave me some sort of discount for looking vaguely professional? Unlikely.

Or was it that he was a bit flustered by the growing queue of people trying to get in and he simply got a bit muddled? Possibly.

There is another possibility. Did he think I looked over-65? Well, things might have been a bit tough lately but I am only 55 and certainly don’t hope I look old enough to just pay the pensioner’s price. Do I?

Whatever the reason, St Austell, I owe you Ā£3. I’ll pay you the next time I pop over to Poltair.

What the day was all about. No, not a nice beer but the FA Vase itself, which was on display in the clubhouse.

Of a bigger concern to most people in the ground was how would the standard of football stand up to the gales produced by Storm Callum, which blew hard throughout most of the game. Wind has the ability to ruin any football game, and it certainly caused some problems for the playing protagonists in this encounter, but they generally dealt with it very well and it definitely cannot be blamed for any of the goals in this game.

In the end, it probably proved to be more of an issue for me as I tried to keep my hat on than it did for most of the players on the pitch. It definitely didn’t take away from the spectacle.

The first half was very much what most people in the ground would have expected – a hard-fought, closely contested encounter in which both sides had chances. There was little to choose between them. In fact, the only thing that separated them was a scruffy 28th-minute goal for the visitors from Plymouth, who took the lead when a shot bounced back off the home keeper, hit a player in the area and rolled into the net.

So, 1-0 at half-time to Parkway and no sign of the storm to come.

But the hosts then started the second half like a whirlwind, pressing Parkway back and threatening an equaliser right from the first whistle of the second 45. It came just before the hour mark, Mark Goldsworthy stroking home a penalty after a clear trip in the box.

Just three minutes later, he was rolling in a second pen, this time awarded when fellow Lillywhites striker Liam Eddy was upended by the Parkway goalkeeper. Two minutes after that, Eddy latched on to a poor back pass and slipped it through the keeper’s legs to make it 3-1. Wow. Three goals in five minutes and the cup shock was now most definitely on. Could the home side hold their nerve?

Well, as so often happens after a burst like that, St Austell began to sit a little deeper and Parkway, with the wind at their backs if not in their sails, edged their way back into the contest. The next goal would be vital.

It came courtesy of the lively Mr Eddy on 72 minutes when he slalomed through the visitor’s defence to score a tremendous solo goal and make it 4-1 to the lower division side.

Parkway were now a side whose day had been completely blown off course. They would have come into this match with ambitions of a having a good run in the Vase, perhaps even dreaming of a day out at Wembley in the spring. However, by now, all they were dreaming of was getting out of Cornwall as quickly as possible before anything else could go wrong.

Sadly for them, they didn’t get away quickly enough.

Firstly, Liam Eddy completed a 16-minute hat-trick by sliding home a low cross from the right and then Parkway were given a controversial penalty of their own – which they missed or, rather, saw saved by home keeper Jason Chapman.

Remarkably, incredibly and, if you are a St Austell fan, wonderfully, there was still time for Eddy to get his fourth goal of the half, when he produced a clever finish to round off a neat and flowing move.

So, 6-1 to the underdogs. That was far less predictable than the wind-whipped ravages caused by Storm Callum and reminded me once again just why I love cup football. No one could have predicted this – Parkway battered and blown away by Storm St Austell. Wow.

THE PICTURES

OK, it might not be the best selfie ever but do I really look like I am over 65 and only have to pay the pensioner’s price to get in? No one say anything…
A section of the large crowd at Poltair Park gets a close-up view as one of the Parkway players recovers from a St Austell challenge in this FA Vase clash.
This first-half attack by St Austell comes to nothing – unlike most of their attacks in the second half. Incidentally, I am blaming the overcast conditions and the blustery weather for the fact that this pic is out of focus. Workmen and tools and all that…
Plymouth Parkway clear a St Austell attack in the first half of this FA Vase clash at Poltair Park.
A packed main stand, with the local school rising up behind it, at AFC St Austell’s Poltair Park ground.
A close-up view of the Plymouth Parkway change kit. Hmm. Make up your own minds.

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MILES AND MILES OF FOOTBALL FUN

Lizard Argyle 0 Wendron United 2

RGB Building Supplies Cornwall Senior Cup First Round

Wendron’s defence keeps out a Lizard Argyle attack in this Cornwall Senior Cup First Round tie, played at the Recreation Ground in Lizard village, which is about as far south as you can go on the British mainland without falling off.

DATELINE: The Recreation Ground, Beacon Terrace, Lizard, Saturday, October 6, 2018

MATCH SUMMARY: This was the first time Lizard Argyle had ever played in the Cornwall Senior Cup, having been promoted to the Cornwall Combination for this season. And they gave a good account of themselves but were never quite able to get in a decisive blow against their opponents from one step higher, the Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Division One West. For Wendron United, it was a job well done, sealed with a header in the 27th minute and a breakaway goal in the 89th.

THE BLOG: About 40 years ago, while on holiday in Scotland, I visited Victoria Park, the home of Buckie Thistle, to see them beat Lossiemouth 4-1 (or possibly 4-3, I can’t quite remember, it was a long time ago) in the Highland League. On Saturday, I was getting on for 750 miles further south, at the Recreation Ground in Beacon Terrace, Lizard, to see the hosts, Lizard Argyle entertain Wendron United in the Cornwall Senior Cup.

That’s the furthest north and furthest south I have been for football matches on the British mainland. I have also been as far west as St Just and as far east as Lowestoft (they are 430 miles apart). That’s a lot of miles covered in pursuit of the beautiful game. And in all those miles covered, I have been to very few places with such a lovely outlook as you get from Lizard Argyle FC.

Now, I have to declare an interest here – the Lizard peninsula is one of my favourites places on the planet. The scenery is absolutely stunning and dramatic and it really shows off to the very best eveything that is good about beautiful Cornwall. I love the place.

But, despite only living about 20 miles from Argyle’s home ground, and despite visiting the village on many, many occasions, I had never before managed to get to a game there. Fixture clashes, postponements, appalling weather, and a slight lack of organisation had always meant that I missed out.

Until Saturday.

And Saturday was a top day to finally make my long-awaited trip there as it was a big moment in the history of Lizard Argyle FC – their first ever tie in the Cornwall Senior Cup, the premier knockout competition in the Duchy.

This is the club’s first season in the LWC Drinks Cornwall Combination, the lowest tier of “senior” football in the county, and they have made a steady start, with four wins and a draw from their first ten matches. And they have also garnered attention from further afield with, according to the matchday programme, a fan club being established in Preston, Lancashire (375 miles away) after one spectator travelled down to see a game at the southernmost football ground in the country.

That’s one claim to fame. Another is that Lizard Argyle have the best kit I have seen for a good long while. Now, my wife thinks I am slightly sad (well, very sad) when I bang on about football kits but it’s just a connoisseur revelling in the subtle nuances of the beautiful game.

Or maybe she is right.

Whatever, Lizard’s vibrant green shirts with black and white trim, black shorts and black “stockings” with broad white side shields, was a look that was very much to my taste and, if I was a better photographer, you might even have been able to bask in the glory of a proper picture of it.

The kit reminded me of the green and white outfit we sported when I played for Brookside FC back in the heyday of the Southern Area Sunday League in deepest South London (Beacon Terrace, Lizard to Mitcham Common = 290 miles). And, before you ask, we were named after the brook beside our first pitch in Croydon and not after the Channel Four soap opera about some Scouse scallywags.

Mind you, there was plenty of drama on most of our matchday Sundays, especially when it was Aiden’s turn to clean the kit and he had left it so late that it was still damp as you got ready for kick-off…

A bright and colourful scene from the Cornwall Senior Cup First Round tie between Lizard Argyle, in green, and Wendron United.

I expected it to be damp at The Rec on Saturday too and so decided to break out the Wellies. I mean, it had rained a couple of times lately. But I had forgotten that, before that, it hadn’t rained for about four months and the ground was still rock hard. The Wellington Boots were a mistake.

What I really needed was a girlie hairpin to help keep my battered baseball cup on my bald bonce. The wind was strong, gusty and unpredictable, the sort of breezy, blowy day that periodically sees you get whacked on the back of the head by the hood on your own jacket.

Wind is one of the most difficult conditions in which to play football and both sides found it hard, at times, to keep the ball in play. I don’t think either keeper was ever entirely sure where their goal-kicks were going as the gale swooped and swirled and then dropped.

Still, it kept me busy, especially in the first half, retrieving the errant ball several times as it blew over the touchline. Again, the Wellies were a mistake – they don’t improve your footballing skills in the slightest and I need all the help I can get.

Before the game, I had a quick chat with one of the Wendron coaches, who recognised me from a previous cup encounter when he was managing Gerrans & St Mawes. He assured me that Lizard Argyle would be “up for it” on their big day but, once again, and to repeat a recurring theme of this season, no one seemed in a hurry to start the match on time. The 2pm kick-off became 2.06pm. Oh well, we do like doing things “dreckly” down here in Cornwall.

What does dreckly mean, I hear you cry? Well, it’s like manana but less urgent.

However, there was certainly no lack of urgency once the game did start. Not only was it a big occasion for the boys in green and black and white, but Wendron were also determined not to fall victim to a cup shock, especially as their form was just about kicking into gear after a slow start. The tie was also something of a local derby, the ‘Dron having had to travel only about 16 miles for this cup tie, and neither side was prepared to give an inch.

Not that it was a rumbustious encounter. In fact, it was quite polite and well-mannered throughout and was very well reffed. The man in the middle was, according to the programme, Ian “George” Pattinson and he had a super game. I loved the way he talked to the players, with cries of “well played” or “good tackle” helping to encourage both teams, and he played the advantage rule to perfection. It was, in my humble cup blogging opinion, a top performance. Well played yourself, sir.

Wendron started the game brightly, almost taking the lead in the very early stages but seeing the ball smuggled wide by the Lizard defence from an early mini-scramble. Lizard were gallant and determined but ‘Dron always just had the edge and it was not a major surprise when they took the lead midway through the first half with a simple header from a decent cross.

At half-time, I managed to be the last person in a long queue for a cup of tea and only just made it out again for the start of the second half. Trying to drink a hot cup of tea while holding your hat on and also trying to make notes and taking pictures made for an interesting start to the second half for yours truly. Who says men can’t multi-task?

The second 45 minutes proved to be one of those cup ties which was more intriguing than thrilling but still eminently watchable. Wendron could have doubled their lead midway through the half but, having chipped the ball over the advancing keeper, the attacker then proceeded to shoot over the bar while under pressure from a hard-working Lizard defender.

That set the tone for the final 20 minutes, with Argyle pushing forward in numbers in search of an equaliser but finding it hard to create clear-cut chances, with Wendron creating lots of gaps in the home side’s defence but finding it hard to get the killer second goal.

In the end, it did come with about 90 seconds left to play, ensuring that there would be no shock and that Lizard’s brave showing in this historic game would be celebrated by them more for the performance than the result.

It was only when I wandered back into the clubhouse after the game and spotted the lederhosen and funny Bavarian hats that I realised the club had chosen this weekend to stage its own beer festival, its very own OktoberFest. Sadly, I was driving, clocking up yet more footballing miles, and could not partake of the beverages on offer.

That was a worse mistake than the Wellies.

THE PICTURES

I believe this could be the most scenic picture of a goal-kick this week.
Visitors Wendron go for goal in their Cornwall Senior Cup tie at Lizard Argyle.
Lizard Argyle on the attack v Wendron in the Cornwall Senior Cup First Round.
Not a bad view from a football ground, eh?
Plenty of parking along the touchline.
The Recreation Ground, Beacon Terrace, Lizard.
Lizard Argyle, in green, on the attack v Wendron in the Cornwall Senior Cup. I think it is fair to say that the ground has an open aspect.
The Wendron keeper saves a Lizard Argyle effort late in the second half as the home side pushed for what would have been an equaliser in the First Round of the Cornwall Senior Cup.

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RED LETTER DAY

Dobwalls 2 St Blazey 1

Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup First Round

St Blazey take the lead from the penalty spot in this first round tie in the Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup away to Dobwalls. The scorer is hidden by a red-shirted home defender.

DATELINE: Lantoom Park, Dobwalls, Saturday, September 22, 2018

MATCH SUMMARY: The hosts fought back from going a goal down to a twice-taken first-half penalty to hit back with two second-half counters – the first a howler by the keeper – to earn a place in the next round. The appalling weather made conditions difficult for both sides, and so it wasn’t a game of great quality, but it was a very competitive local derby of a cup tie which Dobwalls just about deserved to win.

THE BLOG: In one of the finest of his DiscWorld novels, Witches Abroad, the late, great Terry Pratchett sets his story in an authoritarian state but says that, even there, there is one night when the ordinary people get to party and celebrate and restore the order of the world, even if it is only for 24 hours. It is the big day in their calendar.

For each of us, we have our own important days every year, days that feel special, when the atmosphere is a little out of the ordinary, when the balance of life tilts in favour of the happy and joyful rather than the staid and ordinary. Days when it is good to be alive.

It can be birthdays or anniversaries, festivals such as Christmas or New Year, the first day of your holidays, or just a date that holds a unique happy memory that has to be marked every single year.

For me, one of those days in the calendar that stands out from the rest is the opening round of the cup competition that has, without doubt, the best name of them all. You know what it is. Yep, it’s the Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup. And first round day marks a special point in my personal footballing calendar. I love it.

And the groundhopper part of my soul was delighted with this clash, too, as it was my first visit to the tidy Lantoom Park home of Dobwalls, in the south-east quadrant of Cornwall, although it’s fair to say I didn’t see it at its best. The weather was simply atrocious, so much so that I checked before I started out that the game was still on. The rain just didn’t stop all morning and all through the first half, although it did relent somewhat after the break and the cloud lifted just enough for me to enjoy a glimpse of the rolling hills of the beautiful Cornish countryside in the distance.

Mind you, it was touch and go whether or not I got there in time for kick-off. A combination of the weather, the traffic and excruciatingly slow roadworks meant I was getting more and more flustered on the journey there. Luckily for me, the ground was pretty straightforward to find and, also luckily for me, the match followed the pattern of all the others I have been to this season – by not starting at the stated time.

Every game I have been to so far in 2018-19 has kicked off either a few minutes early or a few minutes late and – thrice luckily for me – this one kicked off four minutes late. It gave me just enough time to regain my equilibrium and find somewhere dry to stand and watch the game. That place was at the back of the 33-seat main stand (I counted them) but it did mean that I spent much of the first 45 minutes looking at one goal through the steamed-up glass sidewall of the building.

Luckily for me (it was obviously my lucky day), the only goal of the first half was scored in the goal I could see clearly, and it went to the visitors.

St Blazey have had a tough start to the league season – they play alongside Dobwalls in the CSWPL Division One West – and are already on to their second manager of the campaign, but they started this game pretty well and got the opportunity to take the lead when they were awarded a 16th-minute spot-kick, signalled by the shrill blast of the referee’s whistle.

And it was a shrill blast. After watching football for many decades, I have become inured to the sound of the ref’s whistle but this one had a completely different, distinctive tone – I reckon the rain had got into it. It sounded like a 1950s’ policeman chasing Norman Wisdom in a Saturday morning knockabout movie. The urge to shout out “Mr Grimsdale, Mr Grimsdale” almost overwhelmed me.

This Dobwalls free-kick ultimately came to nothing in this Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup first round tie but the red-shirted hosts did have the final say as they came from behind to beat St Blazey 2-1.

Mr Referee blew his whistle again as soon as the Dobwalls keeper had saved the penalty to order it to be retaken, presumably because of encroachment, and then blew it again to signal a goal as the second attempt hit the back of the net. 1-0 to St Blazey. Three minutes before the break, it could have been 2-0 but a superb effort came back off the angle of post and crossbar. It was, perhaps, the only moment of real quality in a scrappy old first half.

At half-time – during which I once again failed to win the 50/50 draw – I took shelter in the small but perfectly formed clubhouse which boasted plaques from its opening by former Plymouth Argyle manager Paul Sturrock, and from its extending (how small was it before?) by current Cardiff City boss Neil Warnock, who also used to manage Argyle and has connections to this part of Cornwall. Good to see the big boys playing their part in promoting and helping the local game.

By this time, the rain had abated enough for me to venture out to the other side of the pitch and watch the second 45 from what looked and felt like a small bus shelter on the touchline and which gave me a much better view of the action.

It meant I had a clear view of a real horror show moment from the visiting goalkeeper on 64 minutes when he failed to get his body behind a powerful header and allowed the ball to slip through his hands and into the net. Dobwalls probably deserved to be level by this stage but this was a real sickener for St Blazey.

It felt like the turning point in the match and so it proved when, 12 minutes from the end, the home side made the most of their second-half improvement to sweep home the winner and put an end to some mumblings around me about the unwanted possibility of extra time.

I would have quite happily welcomed another 30 minutes of CSWPLWCPFD League Cup action but it is quite possible that I was most excited person in the sparsely populated ground about the whole occasion. A Tweet after the game claimed that the paying crowd was a mere 22 sodden souls, although the league’s official website put the attendance at a slightly less paltry 38.

Either way, it wasn’t a game that had really captured the imagination of the local football community, hadn’t been marked as a big day in their calendar. Honestly, people, you don’t know what you are missing. For me, it was one of the highlights of my football year. It’s safe to say that, now that the Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup has kicked off, the cup football season is in full swing. Bring it on!

THE PICTURES

My first visit to Lantoom Park, the home of Dobwalls FC, was a very damp one and I spent much of the first half of their Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup tie against St Blazey watching the action through a wet glass sidewall of the 33-seater main stand.
Football players do manage to get their bodies in some strange positions sometimes. This was from the Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup first round tie between Dobwalls, in red, and St Blazey.
Goalmouth action from the early stages of this first round clash in the Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup clash between Dobwalls and St Blazey. Here, St Blazey, in the green, are on the attack.
Looking across to the “bus stop” covered area at Lantoom Park, Dobwalls.
Looking across to the 33-seater main stand at Lantoom Park, Dobwalls.
Dobwalls, in red, on the attack from a corner in their Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Walter C Parson Funeral Directors League Cup first round tie at home to St Blazey.

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