THE MEANING OF WINNING

St Stephen FC v Torpoint Athletic Thirds

The players line up at the start of the Bond Timber Cornwall Junior Cup final. Always nice to have a bit of formality at a set-piece occasion.

THIS BLOG FINDS ME IN A SOMEWHAT PHILOSOPHICAL FRAME OF MIND. It’s the kind of humour that can take you when you have spent a lovely sunny (well, mostly) spring afternoon on the glorious North Cornwall coast (well, in distant sight of the sea anyway), watching another knockout instalment of the beautiful game.

It can make your mind wander and ponder some of the most important questions in life. If a tree falls in the forest and there is nobody there to hear it, does it make a sound? (Yes, obviously). If a man talks and his wife doesn’t hear what he said, is he still wrong? (Obviously, in this progressive age of equality, feel free to substitute in the words ‘woman’, ‘husband’ and ‘partner’ as applicable. I don’t want to upset anyone). And do we have free will or did some form of sporting predetermination lead us all to St Agnes at this particular point and time in human history?

And here is the big one. Does winning feel sweeter after suffering some painful losses or is that winning feeling just as fantastic whenever you experience the buzz of it? That was what was really bothering me at Enys Parc on Sunday.

You see, St Stephen FC were in the final of the Bond Timber Cornwall Junior Cup for the third year running, but they had lost on the previous two occasions. How would they feel if they suffered an unwanted “threepeat”? Conversely, if they won, would their joy be greater than any other side that has won this sought-after trophy in the past 118 years or so?

Torpoint Athletic Thirds hadn’t won the trophy since the 2010-11 season. If they triumphed again would their delight be greater because they hadn’t tasted that feeling for a few years? And would defeat be less hard for them to take than it would be for St Stephen?

These were the sort of questions running through my mind as I rocked up at Sunday’s game. Most people worry about 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 or the state of the pitch (in very good nick, actually) or any of a hundred or more footballing questions, but I was thinking philosophically. I decided that, as it was a cup final, the emotions of victory and defeat would be heightened for both sides. There were medals and silverware on offer, after all, the tangible signs of soccer success.

But I was worried about St Stephen.

Action from the Bond Timber Cornwall Junior Cup final between St Stephen (in a fetching shade of grey) and Torpoint Athletic Thirds, played at Enys Parc, the home of St Agnes FC. Note the coach in the background. That’s not a thing you often see at matches at this level and somehow emphasised the magnitude of the occasion.

On the same weekend as this game was played, Tottenham Hotspur suffered an eighth consecutive FA Cup semi-final defeat. That’s an astonishing and unhappy record and you can’t tell me that one defeat doesn’t have an effect on another. The weight of history can grind you down.

In the American version of football called, er, American football, the Buffalo Bills will be forever famous for losing four Superbowls in a row between 1990 and 1993. The frustration of being good enough to reach the big showpiece four times in a row, and then four times in a row being not quite good enough to win it, must carve a giant canyon in the sporting soul of any team or player or supporter. It has to be worse than not reaching the final in the first place.

So this was the mental challenge facing St Stephen and I feared for them.

That is not to say that my cup football blogging neutrality was compromised in any way, though. Torpoint were thoroughly deserving of their place in the final, having overcome Penwith Exiles in the semis. I had seen the Exiles earlier in the tournament and was impressed. I thought they were favourites to win the cup so for the men from The Mill to beat them was mighty impressive.

The Point’s first team might be bumping around in the bottom half of the Carlsberg South West Peninsula League Premier Division but they had pulled off one of the big shocks of the Cornish cup football season, beating holders Bodmin Town 3-2 in the quarter-finals of the Cornwall Senior Cup having trailed 2-0.

Torpoint’s second team are also right in the hunt for silverware as the battle for the Mortgage Advice Bureau East Cornwall Premier League title goes down to the wire and they have also reached the semi-finals of the Fred Binks Premier Division Cup. The Thirds had a lot to live up to in an exciting season for the whole club.

Torpoint clear a corner.

And, at a beautifully presented Enys Parc, which was a real credit to the work of St Agnes FC, it looked as if Torpoint had got off to the flyingest of flying starts. As the Saints seemed to still be taking in the big game atmosphere all around them (there was a proper match announcer, stewards to help with the parking, a super matchday programme and ball boys in full Aggies’ kit, as well as a sizable crowd) the yellow-shirted Athletic had the ball in the net in less than 60 seconds.

However, their joy was short-lived as the flag of a sharp-eyed linesman was raised to indicate an offside in the build-up. ‘Goal’ ruled out and a let-off for St Stephen.

Twenty minutes later, the grey-clad St Stephen were denied a strike of their own by the lino on the other side of the pitch, a splendid far-post header also being ruled out for offside.

So, 0-0 but that felt like the turning point of the match. Up until then, Torpoint had been the better team and the smart money would have been on St Stephen suffering a triple tragedy of cup final dismay. But that effort, although disallowed, seemed to make them believe that they could make their mark on the game and they gradually took control. As they pulled together more and more, Torpoint’s players started to lose their cohesion, started to bicker and criticise. They could feel the power shift.

On 28 minutes, St Stephen’s growing confidence was rewarded with the opening goal. A free-kick on halfway was launched forward, the ball was knocked back across the box and tapped in at the far post. It was a decent goal and boosted their confidence as much as it drained away that of the deflated Point players. They demanded a reaction from themselves, but it never really came.

Five minutes before the break, St Stephen made it 2-0 with a neat finish after a corner wasn’t cleared. Their heartbreak of the previous two seasons was beginning to look as if it would be swept away.

Goalmouth action from the Bond Timber Cornwall Junior Cup final between St Stephen  and Torpoint Athletic Thirds.

In the second half they turned in what could best be described as a “professional” performance. Torpoint never gave up, committing more and more resources into attack but never really getting in a telling jab at the well-organised St Stephen defence. It was tense and absorbing but the drama of a comeback never materialised. In fact, Saints looked the more likely to score and they almost did on 70 minutes when a stinging volley thumped against the crossbar. It would have been a stunning goal, worthy of winning any cup final, but St Stephen didn’t need it as they were well on the way to winning this one.

At the final whistle, fears of a threepeat defeat had been replaced by the exultation of cup glory and the satisfaction of a job well done.

There was a festival atmosphere in the sunshine as Cornwall FA banners were set up and the medals and trophy were brought out to be presented, the only cloud on the sunny scene being the gloom of the Torpoint contingent. But they had no need to be hard on themselves – it had been an exciting run to the final and, on the day, they were simply beaten by the better side.

For St Stephen, as the cup was handed over and the players roared their delight, there was just a hint of relief in the air, mixed in with the happiness. But were they more joyful than Torpoint would have been if they had won? And was Athletic’s pain in defeat any less sharp than it would have been for Saints?

These are questions that I am still cogitating upon. I will need to go to a few more cup finals before I can come to a definite answer. Never mind, eh?

THE STATISTICS BIT AND MORE PICTURES

St Stephen FC 2 Torpoint Athletic Thirds 0

(Half-time 2-0)

Played at Enys Parc, St Agnes, on Sunday, April 22, 2018

Bond Timber Cornwall Junior Cup Final

Cup matches watched this season: 31

Home wins: 18

Away wins: 6

Draws: 3

Games at neutral venues: 4

Number of competitions watched: 13

Home goals: 73

Away goals: 38

Goals at neutral venues: 17

Total goals: 128

PICTURES EXTRA (lots of them)

Yesss!! Cup triumph celebrations for St Stephen.
A disconsolate walk back to the changing rooms for Torpoint’s players.
It’s there! Oh, no it’s not. This effort from St Stephen beat the Torpoint keeper but went just wide and the ball nestled just behind the goal.
There was a decent crowd for the Cornwall Junior Cup final.
The lino, sorry, assistant referee, keeps a close eye on a St Stephen corner.
Back by popular demand (thanks Barry), here is a picture of a corner flag.
A general view of Enys Parc, St Agnes, during the Cornwall Junior Cup final.
A man counting steps.
The crowd enjoying the football.
A festival feeling as the presentations are prepared after the game.
Torpoint collect the medals that nobody wants after losing the Cornwall Junior Cup final.

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TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED (although, with a bit more research, I might have expected it)

St Agnes v Goonhavern Athletic

Goonhavern, in yellow, clear this St Agnes attack. Sadly for them, they didn’t manage to clear enough of them on the day.

ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET (and who am I to argue with the collective wisdom of the online billions), Tales of the Unexpected was a TV show which ran from 1979 to 1988 and which featured tales of horror, mystery and suspense.

Well, there was little suspense at Enys Parc, the home of St Agnes FC on Saturday and any mystery about why that should be was resolved by a quick conversation with the Goonhavern linesman every time he ran past where I was standing. However, there was certainly a lot of horror for the visitors.

But it was all very unexpected.

In all honesty, you don’t expect a cup clash between the sides sitting in 14th and 16th of a 20-team league to be a thing of great mystery but you might expect it to be close, you might expect there to be some suspense, some uncertainty about who would go through to the last four of the Cornwall Combination Supplementary Cup.

But there wasn’t.

By the time Mandy, the woman who is the beating heart and soul of the St Agnes club, had wandered around to the far side of the pitch  during the first half to sell me a raffle ticket, the game was as good as over.

“I didn’t expect this,” she said, smiling, as the Aggies knocked in their fifth goal. That was after 20 minutes. They added a sixth before the break and then three more in the second half to romp to a 9-0 quarter-final win. Not the result you would expect from two teams who are so close in the table.

Incidentally, I didn’t win the raffle, the prize for which was a nice bottle of red wine and which would have gone down nicely. In fact, I haven’t won a half-time draw for ages, despite dutifully dipping into my pocket to buy a ticket at almost every game. I haven’t won, in fact, since watching Okehampton Argyle lose a game at Sticker before I set out on this blog three seasons ago. That’s a shocking record. Actually, most of the time, I don’t know whether I have won or not as trying to find out the actual result can be like searching for an away win in a relegation season – hard to come by. At least at St Agnes Mandy (who else?) went around shouting out the number until she found the winner. Other clubs please take note.

Incidentally 2, I can only ever remember Oke running a half-time draw at a home game once, when my completely bald Dad won a selection of hair products. I think the futility of it all made them give up on the idea!

Incidentally 3, I have won the half-time draw in the past, at Torrington, Taunton and Tavistock. I am looking forward to making a trip to Torpoint too. It will suit me to a T.

Incidentally 4, the best half-time draw used to be at Exeter City back in the Conference days, when you could win flights with Flybe or lots and lots of beer. I entered every time I went and never got a sniff. Still gutted now and that was several years ago.

The dressing room complex, bar area and covered terrace at the ever-improving Enys Parc home of St Agnes.

Meanwhile, back at the football, it was sunny enough on Saturday to take my coat off for part of the game but the rain that has dogged this long, long winter was still taking its toll, as the Goonhavern lino explained in stages as he ran past.

As the goals continued to fly in, several of them very similar springings of a very disorganised offside trap, it began to dawn on me that all was not well in the visiting camp. “Are you short, today?” I asked as he jogged past, flag still clasped by his side. “Extremely short,” was the pithy reply.

Five minutes later, during a lull in the goalscoring, he felt the need to explain further. “We have 11 players out. Seven of them are injured, one is banned…” and I didn’t quite catch what had happened to the other three as the action resumed and he chugged up the line again.

“Lots of hamstring strains,” he mentioned the next time he went past. “It’s because of all the games we have been playing. There’s no time to rest … No, he wasn’t offside, he was playing him on over there … Actually, it might be more than 11 out …”

At that stage, I decided to let him get on with running the line – he had already missed one goal which did look a long way offside – while I did some research, possibly the research I should have done before deciding that this was the cup game I was going to watch this weekend.

It turns out that, due to a fixture backlog caused by the awful weather, this was Goonhavern’s eighth game in 22 days, and their fifth in 12 days. They weren’t just short of players, they were short of energy from that exhausting schedule. They still have eight league games to play by May 8, all away from home. It’s going to be a tough, tough end to the season for them.

In contrast, for St Agnes this was only their second game of the month, so they were much, much fresher. However, they still have FOURTEEN league games to go, although they have until May 26 to play them. They also have at least one more cup game to squeeze in – and that’s one of the things I like about the Combination League. Despite the horror of gazillions of postponed matches, it has soldiered on with the Supplementary Cup, which is for teams beaten in the Preliminary and First Rounds of the League Cup, so far resisting the temptation to abandon it for the season. Well done, Combo.

Action from St Agnes v Goonhavern Athletic in the LWC Drinks Cornwall Combination Supplementary Cup quarter-final at Enys Parc.

Incidentally 5, the final of the actual League Cup has already been played, St Day triumphing 4-2 over current league leaders Perranporth in a game played at Porthleven on the first day of this month. Now you know.

For both Aggies and Goonhavern, the gap between Combination-based cup games was an astonishing seven months. They both lost in the Preliminary Round of the League Cup on September 23, St Agnes going down 4-0 to St Just and (not St) Goonhavern losing 2-0 to St Ives, and then both had byes in the Preliminary Round of the Supplementary Cup. So they would both have been looking forward to another taste of knockout football – well, St Agnes would. For Goonhavern, this tale of the unexpected was a real shocker.

St Agnes took the lead after just five minutes with an angled shot from inside the left-hand side of the box and doubled their lead three minutes later with a similar strike from the right.

The growing fears of the neutral spectator (that was me) that this might turn out to be a lopsided, one-sided tie were reinforced on ten minutes when the Goonhavern keeper allowed a long ball over the top to slide under him, leaving the forward with a tap-in for the third. To be fair to him, though, that was the only one of the goals he could be blamed for all day. His saves kept the final score in single figures – just.

Goals four and five both saw Aggies pouring forward and outnumbering a bewildered defence, leading to simple, straightforward tap-ins. Sadly, this was a proper rout, which got worse with a sixth goal just before half-time. It was pretty much a carbon copy of the previous two although this one did look very offside. You could hardly blame the lino, though. He was probably feeling as battered as his team’s defence by now.

So, 6-0 at half-time and I wandered over to watch a bit of the rugby match taking place on the neighbouring pitch. I was almost tempted o stay there and give up on my own game. After all, a rugby score is one thing in a rugby game, it’s something else entirely in a game of association football. But I resisted temptation and hoped for something better in the second half of the soccer game.

Eight minutes after the break, it was 7-0. This was, however, the best goal of the game with a lovely cross from the right being headed in at the far post. It made a nice change from the previous three goals.

Wrong-shaped balls but the temptation was to give up on the one-sided football and go to watch this rugby match on the neighbouring pitch. I resisted. For the record St Agnes, in red and black, beat Veor, from Camborne, 35-12.

It should have been eight just a few minutes later but Aggies managed to put the ball over the bar from close in and that was really the cue for everyone’s attention to wander. With the game done and dusted, there was lots of chatter and wandering about and generally enjoying being out on a Saturday afternoon without being rained on. The game became a bit, well, incidental.

Credit to Goonhavern, they dug in and kept trying and I don’t think anyone in the ground, with the possible exception of the home keeper and defence, would have begrudged them a consolation goal. They didn’t get it. Instead, St Agnes finally did make it 8-0 in the 80th minute, thanks to a neat turn and shot, and notched a ninth on 89 as a tired defence failed to muster the strength to make a clearance.

From very early on in this match, the only question was whether Aggies would get ten. They came oh so close in injury time, being denied by the post, but I was glad it didn’t go in. Gallant Goonhavern didn’t deserve that.

So endeth this tale of horror, mystery and no suspense at all. The real mystery now is when will St Agnes find the time to play the semi-final? Tune in next week for another exciting episode!

THE STATISTICS BIT AND MORE PICTURES

St Agnes 9 (nine) Goonhavern Athletic 0

(Half-time 6-0)

Played at Enys Parc, St Agnes, on Saturday, April 14, 2018

LWC Drinks Combination League Supplementary Cup Quarter-Final

Cup matches watched this season: 30

Home wins: 18

Away wins: 6

Draws: 3

Games at neutral venues: 3

Number of competitions watched: 13

Home goals: 73

Away goals: 38

Goals at neutral venues: 15

Total goals: 126

PICTURES EXTRA

My Swaz Teamwear selfie, taken sans coat towards the end of the first half. The coat was back on early in the second half. Just so you know.