Wednesday, March 29, 2022
Illogan RBL Reserves 1 Nanpean Rovers 7 (seven) (at Godolphin Atlantic FC, Newquay)
IN THE WORLD OF TELEVISION AND FILM there is a sort of sub-genre known as “gritty Northern drama” in which working-class heroes with thick Scouse or Yorkshire accents battle through the trials and travails of lives infected with poverty and a paucity of hope. They are often set in mining communities where the dangers of the work and the pressures of just getting by add up to a tough test for entire communities.
This has created a myth that this sort of life, this sort of challenge, is only for those born and bred in the northern parts of England while all those down south live a life of luxury. This is, of course, utter rubbish but has become a perception that is hard to shift. Even in sport, the thought pervades that Southern softies play tennis and badminton while the real hard men (and women) of the North play no-nonsense rugby league.*
So this blog, from a Cornish-domiciled working-class Londoner, who grew up on a housing estate of more than 20,000 people, is going to challenge those stereotypical outlooks and try to change a few minds – just like mine has been changed since moving here more than a decade ago.
Yes, it’s beautiful down here, yes there is always a beach and a pasty nearby and, yes, the lifestyle for many can be truly wonderful, but I have learned that Cornwall has had, and still does have, its tough times, its poverty. Visitors and scriptwriters might get all misty-eyed and romantic over the ruins of mines that dot the landscape, they might all go a bit Poldark, but the reality is that the mining life was a tough one and has bred some close-knit, hard-working communities to match anything in the industrial histories of those “oop north”.
So step forward Illogan and Nanpean.
I must admit I had never heard of either of these places before I moved down here and I am absolutely certain that they are not on most of the tourist trails that the majority of summer visitors follow when they head to Cornwall. They are very different places but both have their mining stories to tell and both have the sort of football teams you might expect from such backgrounds – determined, tough, never shirking a challenge, working hard for each other. You might almost call them stereotypically Northern!
Illogan is in classic Cornish tin and copper mining territory near Redruth. This is the sort of mining most people call to mind when thinking of Cornwall – an industrial landscape with engine houses dotting the skyline. Perhaps Illogan’s biggest claim to popular fame is that Poldark’s Demelza came from the village, although the football club did make national headlines back in 2010 when RBL Reserves thrashed Madron
55-0 in the old Mining League. Yes, fifty-five. However did they keep count?
The Mining League is now part of the Trelawny League, a grassroots competition in the west of the Duchy. Illogan RBL Reserves currently top Trelawny Division One West and are well on their way to promotion to the Premier Division, having lost only once all season. They would have gone into Wednesday night’s Bond Timber Cornwall Junior Cup semi-final full of confidence, even though they were probably the underdogs.
Nanpean is a village in china clay mining country, which is in the centre of Cornwall, mainly around the town of St Austell. China clay is a mineral called kaolin which is used in porcelain, paper, paint and many other products. Getting it out of the ground has left its mark on the Cornish landscape and it’s definitely not the prettiest part of Kernow. Even Nanpean Rovers’ home ground, Victoria Bottoms, is a set in a reclaimed clay pit.
The club itself is on the way back up again after a troubled recent past. After several seasons propping up the East Cornwall Premier League, the side began a new journey in the Duchy League, which is for the grassroots game in this part of Cornwall.
As recently as 1997 (well, that seems recent to me although it will feel like ancient history to many of the current crop of players), Nanpean were playing in the Cornwall Senior Cup final, rather than the Junior Cup they now find themselves in. Twenty-five years ago, they were beaten 2-1 in a final replay by Falmouth Town. The contrasting fortunes of the two clubs since then can be seen by the fact that Nanpean are rebuilding at grassroots level while Falmouth are heading for promotion to the Western League and are the current holders of the Senior Cup.
But Rovers are having a tremendous 2021-22 season. They lead Duchy League Division One West by five points with two games in hand so look almost nailed-on to lift the title. The glory days are returning.
But the big question for them on Wednesday night, as well as for Illogan, was could they add cup silverware to the league trophies that are seemingly heading in their directions?
For 45 minutes we were treated to an entertaining, hard-fought Junior Cup semi-final at Godolphin Atlantic’s Godolphin Way ground in Newquay. It was definitely gritty, definitely combative but with both sides playing some excellent football. It had all the makings of a proper sporting drama and any Northerner in the ground would have recognised the style of the occasion. No Southern softies here.
Nanpean took a deserved lead on 15 minutes with a towering header from a corner. They dominated from set-pieces throughout the game and Illogan never got to grips with that at all. However, the opening goal sparked RBL Reserves into what was to be their best spell of the game and they levelled on 24 minutes with a cool finish after a lovely sweeping move. Game on.
It had been a frantic start to the game and certainly took its toll on the mindset of one player. He asked the ref about the time and the man in black (who was a man, in black) replied: “30 minutes”.
“Left?” asked the player with a gasp.
“No, played,” said the ref, with a smile. The player’s relief was obvious as he breathed in great gulps of air. Well, it made me smile.
The Nanpean bench were also smiling for much of the game and seemed determined to enjoy the occasion. It was such a big match for local football that Cornwall FA had appointed a fourth official, complete with electronic board to indicate substitutions and the amount of added time. Every time he prepared to lift it, the Rovers’ sideline began to make “oooohhhh” noises, and then broke into a cheer, and then laughter, when the board was displayed. Fun at the football? Whatever next!
The Clay Country players, supporters and officials certainly had something to smile about on 37 minutes when they retook the lead with a flying header from the centre of the goal following a right-wing cross.
So 2-1 to Nanpean at half-time and the scene was set for more gritty southern drama after the break. Gritty it certainly was, with the tackles still flying in and one Illogan sin-binning for dissent, but sporting drama was sadly lacking as Rovers showed why they were favourites with an emphatic second-half performance.
They extended their lead to 3-1 on 52 minutes with a shot from inside the box as an increasingly shaky RBL failed to clear their lines. I wrote in my notes: “Is this writing meets wall time for Illogan?” and it certainly was just seven minutes later when a mishit shot looped in to make it 4-1 despite RBL’s furious pleas for offside.
The Trelawny League side were still furious just a couple of minutes later, which led to one of their players being sin-binned for arguing with the ref. That more or less killed any hopes of a dramatic fightback.
Nanpean added a fifth on 69 minutes when a long ball evaded a defender and the forward was on hand to coolly slot home and a sixth followed four minutes later when the keeper, who had made a couple of good saves earlier in the game, couldn’t keep out another shot from inside the box despite getting a hand to it.
At that stage, the scoreline really could have been anything but Illogan, to their credit, dug in a bit more and restricted rampant Rovers to just one more goal, a superb free-kick from 25 yards in the 90th minute, which was probably the pick of the bunch.
So, like a lot of films and TV dramas, the opening scenes promised much but, in the end, the hoped-for drama never really materialised. Endings are never easy to write, though, which might be while I am still waffling on. I’ll stop now.
Er, although, for the record, the Nanpean goalscorers on Wednesday night, were Jay Davie, Ryan Best, Scott Hill and the remarkable Jordi Willmott, who netted four times. That was no great surprise to anyone in the know, though, as he had just been on a run of scoring for Nanpean in 58, yes fifty-eight, consecutive league games. Wow. Illogan’s goal on the night came from Tom Butt.
*Oh yes, one more thing. Rugby league, professional rugby league, that most Northern of sporting endeavours, is coming to Cornwall. No, really. Cornwall RL are about to start their first ever season in Division One, the third tier of the game. Their home games will be played at Penryn RFC’s Memorial Ground and I already have my ticket for their opening game there, against Midlands Hurricanes on April 10. Despite being a born and bred Southern softie, RL is a game I love. I even scored a try once, for Felixstowe Eastern against Bexleyheath Barons. But that’s a whole other story, a different episode in This Sporting Life – which also happens to be the title of a gritty 1963 Northern sporting drama starring Richard Harris.
I could go on, but I won’t. I really am ending the blog this time.
Except to say that Nanpean’s opponents in the Junior Cup final will be St Just, who have just been crowned as champions of the Trelawny League Premier Division. Their nickname is The Tinners, another mining link. It should be a cracker of a game.
PICTURES: Search for “Peter Harlow” on Facebook and there you will find a selection of fuzzy snapshots taken on my phone.